O.B. Jackson: Jesus Christ! That door’s a whore!
Maj. Marquis Warren: You’re gonna make a deal…..with this diabolical bitch?
Maj. Marquis Warren: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! ‘Cause if you don’t throw one out here in the next two seconds; we gon’ kill this bitch!
Daisy Domergue: When you get to hell, tell them Daisy sent you.
Daisy Domergue: [screaming] Jesus Christ!
Major Marquis Warren: Oh, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch? Good, ’cause you ’bout to meet him!
Maj. Marquis Warren: How d’you like that, you bushwackin’ castrator?
John “The Hangman” Ruth: Now Daisy, I want us to work out a..signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face; that means shut up!
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: [about bounty hunting] No one said this job was supposed to be easy.
Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it’s supposed to be that hard, either!
Minnie Mink: Hey, Dave, ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: What?
Minnie Mink: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: It is.
Minnie Mink: I said ask me.
Sweet Dave: Why?
Minnie Mink: Just do it!
Sweet Dave: Is your ass fat?
Minnie Mink: Oui. Look at that y’all, I can speak French.
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: [to Major Warren] Major Marquis Warren, this here is Daisy Domergue.
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: Domergue, to you, this is Major Warren.
Daisy Domergue: Howdy, nigger.
Major Marquis Warren: The only time black folks are safe, is when white folks is disarmed. And this letter, had the desired effect of disarming white folks.
Major Marquis Warren: Come out of there you bushwhacking sack shooter by the time I count to 3, or I will shoot this bitch in the face.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: ‘Cuz when niggers are scared, that’s when white folks are safe.
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: [about Mannix] If he’s a goddamn sheriff, then I’m a monkey’s uncle!
Daisy Domergue: Good, then you can go share bananas with your nigger friend in the stable!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: [spitting out the coffee] Jesus Christ, that’s awful! What did that Mexican fellow do, soak his old socks in the pot?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to Daisy] Alright, b-b-bitch. What’s… your… deal?
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: [turns to Daisy] You know what this is, tramp? It’s a letter from Lincoln. It’s a letter from Lincoln to him.
[points at the Major]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to the table] Well I’ll tell you like the Lord told John, a letter from Abraham Lincoln wouldn’t have that kinda effect on me. I might let a whore piss on it.
O.B Jackson: [after busting in the haberdashery out of the blizzard] I AIN’T NEVER GOIN’ OUT IN THAT SHIT EVER AGAIN!